Matt’s Cable Beach Banger About The World’s 3rd Best Beach
The good people at TripAdvisor have released a list of the Top 15 Beaches in the world for 2023, and an iconic WA tourism hotspot has made the cut. Cable Beach, take a bow.
Our very own Matt Dyktynski is fiercely parochial and therefore, got out his ukulele to write a little ditty about the Broome icon, to the tune of Echo Beach by Martha and the Muffins.
Someone’s gone and rated, the best beaches on earth Cable Beach took third place, I hear it’s such a pearl On Cable Beach, there’s camels, that’s a fact The sunset is amazing, don’t step in camel scat
I get up very early, yes the time is rude I’d rather flash my white bum on the beach in Broome The Stairway To The Moon will take your breath away I hope to earn enough to get up there some day
On Cable Beach, sunset is a great time Cable Beach, occasionally has a crocodile Cable Beach, water’s warm but beer’s cold Cable Beach, culture there that’s f*cking old Cable Beach, this weekend’s the Mardi Gras Cable Beach, large men in tiny bras Cable Beach, drive straight onto the sand Fall asleep, your car is now an island