It’s as common as a Bintang in Bail. The Aussie bogan.
But Bali is so passé, right. It’s done. So much so that Matt just had to write about a magical place where the beer flows freely AND one can steal a Tuk Tuk without repercussions.
LISTEN:
Ladies and gentlemen. Bogandu.
A place…
Where nobody ever dies
No matter how hard they try
They call it Bogandu
Somewhere…
That looks a lot like downtown Kuta
But where the cops don’t hassle the drunks
They call it Bogandu
A million shots I’ve had
Now I want to do, some dangerous stuff
I want to run naked
Steal a tuk tuk then, ignite my farts
Bogandu
It’s better than Xanadu
(’cause there is free beer)
In Bogandu
Bogandu
Where drunks just do what they do
(There’s no judgement here)
We’re bogans too
And I’ve got four days, spent in a haze
In Bogandu
I might turn blue, I’m drinking for two
In Bogandu
I’m just a bloke, who loves bourbon and coke
In Bogandu
Your cultural cringe, is my bar fridge
In Bogandu, Bogandu…
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