The federal election is happening next Saturday 3 May, and if it’s your first time voting — don’t stress.
It’s easier than assembling IKEA furniture, and tastier too, with a sausage in bread awaiting your democratic participation. Skip the line or the onion at your own peril – one is illegal, the other is just unAustralian.
Here’s your no-fuss guide to casting your vote like the legend you were born to be:
- Find Your Polling Place:
Head to the AEC website to find your nearest polling booth. It’ll likely be at a local school, community centre or church — just follow the smell of sizzling sausages and democracy. Polls are open from 8am to 6pm. Need help? Call 13 23 26.
You can vote at any polling place in your state or territory. If you’re in a different state or territory on election day, you can vote at an interstate voting centre. The sausages might taste different, but democracy tastes the same everywhere.
2. Expect a Crowd (and Some Paper Pushers)
Outside the booth, you’ll likely be handed flyers and “how to vote” cards by volunteers with the enthusiasm of people who’ve had too much coffee. You don’t have to take them, and you definitely don’t have to follow them. The only paper that matters? The two ballots handed to you inside. Everything else makes excellent origami practice.
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3. Bring ID (Just In Case)
You might not be asked for it, but bringing ID or something with your name and address is a smart move — especially if you’re new to voting. It helps keep the process smooth and hassle-free.
4. Cast Your Vote
You’ll be handed two ballot papers (twice the fun!):
- Green (House of Reps) – Number every box in order of your preferences (1, 2, 3…). Think of it like ranking your friends, but on paper and with actual consequences.
- White (Senate) – Either:
- Vote above the line: number at least 6 boxes for parties, OR
- Vote below the line: number at least 12 boxes for individual candidates.
Pro tip: Drop your mini pencil back in the return tub before you leave — it keeps the whole thing ticking along. Stealing the pencil isn’t a federal crime, but the elderly volunteer’s disappointed look might haunt you forever.
You’ve voted. You’ve done your democratic duty. Now for the real reason you showed up: that gloriously simple snack that makes Australia the envy of democracies worldwide. Find that sausage sizzle and these days they usually have tap and pay, but I’d have a lil’ cash on hand… just in case! And remember… Don’t skip the onion — it’s the unsung hero, much like the electoral officers who’ve been standing since 7am. Consider the democratic sausage your edible “I Voted” sticker.
You’ve had your say, helped shape the country’s future, and consumed processed meat on white bread. Is there anything more Australian? Now go home, put your feet up, and watch the votes roll in — or tune in to our comprehensive election coverage:
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