Commonwealth Games Fiasco: Matt’s Banging Mi-Sex Tribute
He’s done it again. With the news that Melbourne has cancelled their commitment to the 2026 Commonwealth Games, Matt’s written a tune to reflect on the shock news.
In even better news, he’s chosen a ripping ’80s sound track as the backing music.
So good, we had to make a film clip.
The lyrics as follows:
Dan Andrews did the numbers The numbers didn’t add I know we said we’d host theses games We have to take that back These games are too expensive No they don’t come for free But can we feel good ’bout ourselves If we’re not smashing Fiji?
The Comm… Comm… Comm… Commonwealth Games
Chris Minns said uh uh! Roger Cook, he said no way! And there was no gung-ho approach From Annastacia Palaszczuk! Is it over for the Empire? Are the games we had now doomed? I guess they are until We have more hospital rooms