Billy Brownless isn’t a wordsmith at the best of times, but his bizarre attempt at poetry during the intro of the Saturday Rub quiz today has to be heard to be believed.
We just want to know who taught him the term ‘rizz’!
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The quiz didn’t get much better from there, needing an ad break in the middle just to restore some order.
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