Aunty Donna founder (and card carrying Demons nuffy) Broden Kelly outlined his pitch to be president of Melbourne on Triple M Breakfast with Rosie, Wil and Daisy this morning.
BRODEN KELLY MAKES HIS PITCH TO BE MELBOURNE PRESIDENT:
“We’re gonna make some changes,” Broden explained.
“I will be aggressive and swift, and I will rule the Melbourne Football Club with an iron fist!”
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Broden outlined his credentials to Wil Anderson, Daisy Thomas and Rosie Walton.
“I’m a board member of a production company that is built of sketch comedy,” he said.
“We did the video Pud for Christmas, that people liked.
“I was in the Coles Mastercards from 2012-2014, dancing around in a red suit.
“That is my credentials.”
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Broden also addressed the rumours that Christian Petracca is disgruntled at the Dees and may ask for a trade.
“If Melbourne don’t sort out this Petracca thing, I will do my nut. I will go absolutely off,” he said.
“If I’m Melbourne, I’m sacking… maybe 150 people at the club before they let Petracca go.
“Write ‘em down, who do you need, who do you need gone? Done.”
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Broden also listed the 8 funniest possible premiers, debuted his song for Max Gawn, and chastised the City of Melbourne for their E-Scooter ban.
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