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An Elderly Woman Has Been Hit On The Head By A Stolen Dildo In A Northern Territory Shopping Centre

An elderly woman, minding her own business in a Northern Territory shopping centre, has been struck on the head by a ‘flying dildo’ that caused a massive scuffle.

MICK MOLLOY’S HILARIOUS TAKE ON THE ‘FLYING DILDO’:

The Oasis shopping centre in the NT was a scene of chaos on Wednesday afternoon when four teens started hurling objects towards each other including sex toys.

“They threw two, large rubber dildos – one of them bounced off the floor and the other smacked an elderly woman right in the head,” one bystander revealed to the NT News.

“And then the woman said ‘Oh, I’ve just been hit in the head with a penis’, and I don’t know what happened to her because she disappeared.

“It was probably about 30 centimetres long and it was fat, it was really fat and heavy.

“It wasn’t normal size that one.”

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Member for Blain Mark Turner, told the NT news ‘Territorians’ might have to take matters into their own hands.

“If the powers that-be can’t protect us from these rubbery rampages and pint-sized pilferers, we’ll have to grab this whole mess by the balls and sort it out ourselves,” he said.

“The NT is currently like the wild west meets a bad comedy but there’s no sheriff coming to save us.”

Triple M’s Mick Molloy weighed-in on the drama on Mick & MG In The Morning.

“It’s no good when your nan is just sitting down having a cup of coffee and cops a flying dildo to the head…what’s going on with this world!”

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