The Russians have crashed into the moon and our producer Rami’s first question..?
Is the moon okay?
That’s all Matt Dyktynski needed to write this Bowie inspired banger.
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There’s nothing we love more than Matt singing in an accent.
Russian Ground Control to Lunar 25
Russian Ground Control to Lunar 25
We’ve lost contact with you
So just asking, are you alright?
Russian Ground Control to Lunar 25
I hope this data isn’t right?
It says you’ve gone and crashed yourself
Into the moon
This is Russian Ground Control to Lunar 25
Don’t mean to be a pain
But the news of our failure
Will drive Putin insane?
Is there any way we could blame this on Ukraine?
Vladimir Putin here to Russian Ground Control
This mission was meant to show
The whole world that the great Russian Empire is back
You guys should follow those guys in suits out the back
For here, am I smashed up on the surface
Now part of the moon
And all I have to say to our producer Rami
The moon’s okay
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