Matt’s Ripping Shanty About That Weird Thing That Washed Up At Green Head
No one quite knows what that weird thing is that washed up at Green Head this week, least of all our own Matt Dyktynski.
So – he does what he’s best at. Put all that confusion into another ripping tune.
Nothing much happens here at Green Head If you don’t like fishing, well then maybe think again I mean, we’ve got sea lions and it’s a lovely place But I wouldn’t bother if you’re after Melbourne’s cool laneways
Ooooohhhh… then something washed up
Oh baby, the sea has thrown up a big thing No one knows what it is But it’s put our town on the map
It looks like the barrel of an old washing machine But it could be almost anything We’re planning to ride on its back
I hope those in charge don’t take our find away By all means, just make sure it’s not an unexploded mine But for God’s sake, if it’s safe, then put it back It’s the biggest thing to happen here, since Dave got a bit fat
It’s like God has, given us our own zip line Said Green Head, it’s your time to shine Take that Jurien Bay
Oh baby, the sea’s thrown up a big thing No one knows what it is But it’s gonna put us on the map!!!