Pete and Kymba

Matt’s MAFS Song: Deliciously Dramatic

MAFS is coming to an end so to celebrate another season of so much drama, Matt wrote a song for them all, to the tune of Goyte’s Somebody That I Used to Know.

It’s perfectly MAFS.

LISTEN:

Now and then I think about when we were on MAFS together,
When you walked towards me up the aisle I could see,
That you looked so like damaged goods,
And I’m so emotionally immature,
But while this will rate well, but end badly,

But you didn’t have to write down leave,
Especially when producers told me I should wear my heart on my sleeve,
They even told me “write down stay”,
So now I’ve lost my power in this power play,

I’m telling you John Aiken sucks,
The South American lady needs to hitch a ride back to Columbia,
No-one cares if I find love,
I’ll be someone from the telly, someone that you used to know,

You get addicted to a certain type of TV show,
We’re all addicted to the idea of true love,
Well I’m addicted to being on your screens,
Maybe one day I’ll become a meme,
But now you’ve written that and I look like a bad guy,

But you didn’t have to write down leave,
Especially when producers told me I should wear my heart on my sleeve,
They even said “write down stay”,
I’m gaining likes and followers so I’ll guess I’ll play,

I’m telling you John Aiken sucks,
The South American lady needs to hitch a ride back to Columbia,
No-one cares if I find love,
I’ll be someone from the telly, someone that you used to know.

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Daniel Van Der Meer

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