The new Barbie movie is all that everyone is talking about at the minute, so Matt saw it as the perfect opportunity to write a love song for the much loved icon.
It’s Barbie meets Matchbox 20. No joke.
The lyrics. If someone knows Margot Robbie or Ryan Gosling, please show them this.
I see in your box wrapped in cellophane
What you’ve achieved with your life, well it’s just insane
You’ve got your own dream house, a pink convertible
Well she’s got so many great outfits
I’m talking Barbara Millicent Roberts
You know her as Barbie
I know she’s only made of plastic
But in high heels, she just looks fantastic
I want to make her mine
And if I can’t have you, I might as well live in hell
Hand my love life over to you Mattel
If I’m going to live my dream, to you I gotta yell
That you’ve been a trailblazer since way back when
What do I have to do, to become your Ken?
Oh Barbie
You’ve gone and stolen my poor pink heart
Prepared to overlook your lack of private parts
Oh Barbie
I know you’re only made of plastic
But in that space suit, you look fantastic
I want to make you mine
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