Matt’s Banging Barbie Song Rides The Hype Train Perfectly
The new Barbie movie is all that everyone is talking about at the minute, so Matt saw it as the perfect opportunity to write a love song for the much loved icon.
It’s Barbie meets Matchbox 20. No joke.
The lyrics. If someone knows Margot Robbie or Ryan Gosling, please show them this.
I see in your box wrapped in cellophane What you’ve achieved with your life, well it’s just insane You’ve got your own dream house, a pink convertible Well she’s got so many great outfits I’m talking Barbara Millicent Roberts
You know her as Barbie I know she’s only made of plastic But in high heels, she just looks fantastic I want to make her mine
And if I can’t have you, I might as well live in hell Hand my love life over to you Mattel If I’m going to live my dream, to you I gotta yell That you’ve been a trailblazer since way back when What do I have to do, to become your Ken?
Oh Barbie You’ve gone and stolen my poor pink heart Prepared to overlook your lack of private parts Oh Barbie I know you’re only made of plastic But in that space suit, you look fantastic I want to make you mine