Every morning, we task Matt with writing a song or skit that’s guaranteed to make us laugh or feel the feels.
Problem is, he’s just so good at it that we assume that it’s a doddle. Turns out it’s not.
Here’s what he performed today.
LISTEN:
This ain’t no disco
This is life in breakfast radio
Right here in Perth
I walk into the station on a grey old Tuesday morning,
Sit down at my desk and open up my laptop
Log onto the news sites, scary stories, well they won’t fly
Nothing funny in the paper and my deadline coming up
Around about 8.30, I’m expected to deliver something funny,
’bout this city that we live in and we love
Well I grab another coffee, just procrastinate all morning,
Anxiety starts rising ’cause it’s nearly 8 o’clock
Better focus
Stop eating biscuits
Think I’m going to get sacked
All I have to do, is write a song
I’ve got a feeling, this won’t be my best one
All I gotta do, is write a song
Keep getting distracted by a rainbow over King Edward Memorial
Come on Matt, focus
I’ll just make some toast first
I’ll just do it with an accent
All I have to do, is write a song
I’ve got a feeling, this won’t be my best one
Just fill it full of jokes, and make it not too long
Keep getting distracted by a rainbow over King Edward Memorial
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