Matt’s Anthem For When You’re Not Feeling It At Work
Every morning, we task Matt with writing a song or skit that’s guaranteed to make us laugh or feel the feels.
Problem is, he’s just so good at it that we assume that it’s a doddle. Turns out it’s not.
Here’s what he performed today.
This ain’t no disco This is life in breakfast radio Right here in Perth
I walk into the station on a grey old Tuesday morning, Sit down at my desk and open up my laptop Log onto the news sites, scary stories, well they won’t fly Nothing funny in the paper and my deadline coming up Around about 8.30, I’m expected to deliver something funny, ’bout this city that we live in and we love Well I grab another coffee, just procrastinate all morning, Anxiety starts rising ’cause it’s nearly 8 o’clock
Better focus Stop eating biscuits Think I’m going to get sacked
All I have to do, is write a song I’ve got a feeling, this won’t be my best one All I gotta do, is write a song Keep getting distracted by a rainbow over King Edward Memorial
Come on Matt, focus I’ll just make some toast first I’ll just do it with an accent
All I have to do, is write a song I’ve got a feeling, this won’t be my best one Just fill it full of jokes, and make it not too long Keep getting distracted by a rainbow over King Edward Memorial