Matt’s What A Week went absolutely pear shaped this morning when he couldn’t finish the song on live radio.
The problem? He was laughing too hard.
Here are the lyrics (from what we can work out through all the laughing)
He’s pulling up in his car
And he’s feeling just fine
Got Mila safely to school
And got her on time
Been going back to the gym
Been going back ’bout a month
Been no discernible change
But Pete thinks he looks great now
Got rid of his neck hair now
Yeah, he waxed it off
Pete tells himself
That in his suburb, he’s top shelf
Thinks what he’s packing, fits the bill
Of Southern River’s favourite DILF
Other men may disagree
But there he goes, not big is Pete
He’s his school’s hottest dad
Oh, kiss and drive
Pete’s just glad that he’s alive
His wife says, “hey, want me to come?”
Pete says “no love, I got this one”
(BREAKS DOWN LAUGHING)
He’s his school’s hottest dad
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