Matt Tries To Diss Pete In Song, Can’t Stop Laughing
Matt’s What A Week went absolutely pear shaped this morning when he couldn’t finish the song on live radio.
The problem? He was laughing too hard.
Here are the lyrics (from what we can work out through all the laughing)
He’s pulling up in his car And he’s feeling just fine Got Mila safely to school And got her on time Been going back to the gym Been going back ’bout a month Been no discernible change But Pete thinks he looks great now
Got rid of his neck hair now Yeah, he waxed it off
Pete tells himself That in his suburb, he’s top shelf Thinks what he’s packing, fits the bill Of Southern River’s favourite DILF Other men may disagree But there he goes, not big is Pete He’s his school’s hottest dad
Oh, kiss and drive Pete’s just glad that he’s alive His wife says, “hey, want me to come?” Pete says “no love, I got this one”