The quest for a maiden FIFA Women’s World Cup for our Matildas is sadly done now, and it’s just a coincidence that Luke Combs was playing a gig at the venue RIGHT NEXT DOOR to where the Matildas played their big game against England.
So – Matt Dyktynski channeled his inner Luke Combs to come up with this ripper.
Bad luck you Matildas You did your best but lost to the Poms The journey doesn’t end there There’s still a chance you could come third
I know coming thirds bout as good As getting a participation ribbon But surely it must mean something Better than fourth not quite as good as second.
I remember just how good you were at the start When you beat Ireland, then Canada Looked like you had hit your mark When put 2 goals past old Denmark
And I hear you did your thing when you beat France And I wish I’d booked a different venue for my concert here No one can hear.
I wish you well Matildas Good luck in your game against the swedes I hope that you have felt the country’s love I hope that love fulfil your needs
Tell you what would have been good though Is if someone had thought maybe to flag That Luke maybe don’t play your concert Next to where you guys playing might sound quite bad.
Turns out that no one gave much thought That a crowd that’s 75 thousand strong That were there for the Matildas Might stuff me up when I tried to sing Fast Car