If you missed the news, notorious vegan activist Tash Peterson took on John Mountain’s Fyre restaurant in Connolly on the weekend, again…
It compelled Matt to take inspiration from a recently re-worked Billy Joel Banger and re-work it, again.
Here are the lyrics.
Tash Peterson’s outside Fyre
A restaurant in Connolly
Not fond of Vegan peeps
John Mountain is a chef
Who likes cooking meat the best
If it once had a heartbeat,
He will cook it up
He don’t like those veggie types
Thinks they talk a lot of tripe
John is finding Tash
Quite a pain in his rump
Got himself a bad review
Didn’t know what to do
Said I cannot take no more
What’s wrong with being an Omnivore?
Tash Peterson’s outside Fyre
A restaurant in Connolly
Not fond of Vegan peeps
Tash and her friends are angry
Well, they’re always angry
But now they’re really angry
Tash and her Dominion friends
Stood outside the restaurant
Playing sounds of sheep and cows
Being murdered in their droves
It’s more than John could ever take
As he flipped a juicy steak
Said I’m going to give my patrons
A dinner and a show
Walked outside, had cross words
Cops were called, you probably heard
Not since the first trains pulled up
Has so much happened in Joondalup
Tash Peterson’s outside Fyre
A restaurant in Connolly
Not fond of Vegan peeps
Tash and her friends are angry
Well, they’re always angry
But now like, they’re really angry
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