If you missed the news, notorious vegan activist Tash Peterson took on John Mountain’s Fyre restaurant in Connolly on the weekend, again…
It compelled Matt to take inspiration from a recently re-worked Billy Joel Banger and re-work it, again.
Here are the lyrics.
Tash Peterson’s outside FyreA restaurant in ConnollyNot fond of Vegan peeps
John Mountain is a chefWho likes cooking meat the bestIf it once had a heartbeat,He will cook it up
He don’t like those veggie typesThinks they talk a lot of tripeJohn is finding TashQuite a pain in his rump
Got himself a bad reviewDidn’t know what to doSaid I cannot take no moreWhat’s wrong with being an Omnivore?
Tash and her friends are angryWell, they’re always angryBut now they’re really angry
Tash and her Dominion friendsStood outside the restaurantPlaying sounds of sheep and cowsBeing murdered in their droves
It’s more than John could ever takeAs he flipped a juicy steakSaid I’m going to give my patronsA dinner and a show
Walked outside, had cross wordsCops were called, you probably heardNot since the first trains pulled upHas so much happened in Joondalup
Tash and her friends are angryWell, they’re always angryBut now like, they’re really angry
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