The good people at TripAdvisor have released a list of the Top 15 Beaches in the world for 2023, and an iconic WA tourism hotspot has made the cut. Cable Beach, take a bow.
Our very own Matt Dyktynski is fiercely parochial and therefore, got out his ukulele to write a little ditty about the Broome icon, to the tune of Echo Beach by Martha and the Muffins.
Someone’s gone and rated, the best beaches on earth
Cable Beach took third place, I hear it’s such a pearl
On Cable Beach, there’s camels, that’s a fact
The sunset is amazing, don’t step in camel scat
I get up very early, yes the time is rude
I’d rather flash my white bum on the beach in Broome
The Stairway To The Moon will take your breath away
I hope to earn enough to get up there some day
On Cable Beach, sunset is a great time
Cable Beach, occasionally has a crocodile
Cable Beach, water’s warm but beer’s cold
Cable Beach, culture there that’s f*cking old
Cable Beach, this weekend’s the Mardi Gras
Cable Beach, large men in tiny bras
Cable Beach, drive straight onto the sand
Fall asleep, your car is now an island
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