“Meghan… Begging You”: Matt’s Plea Ahead Of Her Instagram Return
With Internet rumours abound that Meghan Markle is about to become an “influencer” of the largest (financially) scale – she’s reportedly coming back to Instagram – Matt Dyktynski got challenged to write a song about it.
Yes, another banger, this time to Måneskin’s Beggin’.
Meghan… Meghan, you Are about to get back on Instagram Meghan… Begging you Don’t want to know about each time You push the pram
You say you’re broke I bet you’re not But now you’re getting a million bucks For posting stuff Guess that’s fair The way it goes But I don’t need to know your daily to and fro
You went on Oprah to make some money Signed with Netflix to make some money Wrote a kids’ book to make some money Show the world you’re a perfect mummy I don’t need to know what you’re spruiking Don’t care what face cream you’re using I won’t judge, I won’t point the finger Don’t care that you married a ginger
Meghan… Begging you Don’t need to see no tears from you and Harry Meghan… Meghan, you Need to know I hope that You are happy
You say you’re broke That might be true But now you’re getting a million bucks For selling you I don’t want to see your new product Don’t care that Archie likes your new product I don’t care one single bit About the yoghurt you gave to Lilibet
Meghan… Meghan, you Are about to get back on Instagram Meghan… Begging you