With Internet rumours abound that Meghan Markle is about to become an “influencer” of the largest (financially) scale – she’s reportedly coming back to Instagram – Matt Dyktynski got challenged to write a song about it.
Yes, another banger, this time to Måneskin’s Beggin’.
LISTEN:
Meghan… Meghan, you
Are about to get back on Instagram
Meghan… Begging you
Don’t want to know about each time
You push the pram
You say you’re broke
I bet you’re not
But now you’re getting a million bucks
For posting stuff
Guess that’s fair
The way it goes
But I don’t need to know your daily to and fro
You went on Oprah to make some money
Signed with Netflix to make some money
Wrote a kids’ book to make some money
Show the world you’re a perfect mummy
I don’t need to know what you’re spruiking
Don’t care what face cream you’re using
I won’t judge, I won’t point the finger
Don’t care that you married a ginger
Meghan… Begging you
Don’t need to see no tears from you and Harry
Meghan… Meghan, you
Need to know I hope that
You are happy
You say you’re broke
That might be true
But now you’re getting a million bucks
For selling you
I don’t want to see your new product
Don’t care that Archie likes your new product
I don’t care one single bit
About the yoghurt you gave to Lilibet
Meghan… Meghan, you
Are about to get back on Instagram
Meghan… Begging you
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