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READY SET F*CK: Paris Is Bringing Sex Back To The Olympics This Year

Paris has confirmed its status as the ‘city of love’ this week, with Olympic organisers announcing athletes will be allowed to have all the ‘after hours’ fun they want this year. 

The announcement comes after an intimacy ban was introduced at the Tokyo 2020(1) Olympic Games when social distancing measures were still in place. 

But just how much ‘fun’ have organisers accounted for? As it turns out, a lot. 

Discussing the details of the boink-ban lift in the latest episode of Matt & Alex – All Day Breakfast, Matt Okine and Alex Dyson have unpacked the hefty condom supply and shared a controversial theory as to why the athletes maybe should forgo them altogether? 

Take a listen below: 

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Zoe Pana

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