Comedy

Aussie Roller Skating Rink Conspiracy: Why Did So Many Burn Down?

Cast your mind back to your childhood and chances are, you’ll remember a thriving roller skating rink that is sadly no more. 

While roller skate rinks slowly faded away, there is one detail involved in their disappearance that was never really addressed: did… did they ALL burn down? 

Ask your group chat right now, and at least one person will confirm their local rink went up in flames!

Take a listen as Matt & Alex unpack the conspiracy below: 

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